Husband: Eli, I need some help changing the oil in the truck. Want to help?
Eli: Yes, Daddy!
Husband: We're gonna get all greasy and dirty and smelly!
Eli: No, I'm not helping!
Husband: If I would have had a girl, she would've been willing to do it.
Eli: No, she wouldn't!
Husband: I think (R and M) would love to help! (Girl neighbors who have been known to play in the mud, etc.)
Eli: No, they are my friends. They won't help you, either!
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